Once upon a time there lived in a certain village a little country girl, the prettiest creature who was ever seen.

She was so upset with her beauty that she decided to destroy all the mirrors in the village because when she looked at her body she felt sick.

But only some time later she discovered, that even that now all mirrors are gone, there is still water all around her and she was still doomed to getting sick seeing herself as reflection in the water.

Actually, she was only pretending feeling bad, because deep deep inside she had this curious feeling of heavenly pleasure, bubbling around inside and wanting to come out. But as the almighty emperor of the village who set all the rules had long ago forbidden naughty thoughts like this, and even worse, to speak them out loud, she pretended as if it was not there. But she knew, that one day, one day... ...she would die. And so, figuring that she'd had enough of being the dainty little thing in that cute little hole of a village, she decided to go to the big bad city on the other side of the mountain and be as normal or weird as the other city-dwellers who, enthralled in the frenzy of city life, bestowed not even the scantest attention upon each other. And so, she undid her shoes and pulled out the iPhone , opened up the GPS-app and got started with her journey. As every journey in life, and especially in this case as it was the first she ever made, one never knows what awaits around the corner. She got to the first cross-road, and by than she had realized that she had overestimated her force, and never having walked further than to the bakery, her feet hurt. But she was determined to go on, and remembering a story from a bypassing traveller in her village, she decided to try the beautiful art of hitchhiking. She stood there on the side of the road for no longer than 5 min, and than a car pulled over; she happily ran towards the car, and when the driver opened the door she... saw the drivers hideous face. She had never seen such an ugly person before. She however got in the car and greeted the unfortunate man who was actually very nice to her, agreed to take her to the big city and advised her to be very careful and look out for other women because they would be very jealous of her beauty and probably want to hurt her.

Then Chuck Norris came out of nowhere and delivered a fatal roundhouse kick to the women in the town. When She tried to thank him, Chuck roundhouse kicked her to the moon, where she met the man on the moon....

Authors

Alexandre Carruzzo, Bill, charly, Eirini, gabriel, guesswho?, motolingua75, Nicolas